Lụm trên internet:

1) I'm writing a condolence card and my 5 year old nephew asks what I was doing.  I told him "I'm writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend's Mom died.
   He looks a little scared and asks "You're sorry that you killed her?"

2) Just found out my son has been telling people that I got "laid" instead of "laid-off"!

3) When I was a kid, I asked my parents what the word "pedophile" meant and they told me pedophiles are people who like children.  So the next day I went to school and kept bragging about my parents being pedophiles!

4) 4 year-old daughter:  "Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
   My wife gave a killer look since she has not been in my car for weeks!
  Me:  Ain't no bra in my car!
  Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps!
  We went to look in the car and this is what we saw.

My 7 yr old son went to my room the other day then he met me downstairs.  He asked, “dad, do you take off your underwear when you sleep ‘cause I saw your underwear on the floor by your bed.
I was speechless in shame