Cheating!
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Cheating!
Husband: I have a confession to make. I have cheated on you twice during our marriage. So please forgive me!
Wife: Well, I have cheated on you twice as well but I did it all for you!
Husband: What do you mean?
Wife: The first time was with our neighbor David. He found out you had slept with his wife and demanded that "make it up" for you so I obliged!
Husband: That SOB! So when was the 2nd time?
Wife: Do you remember when you ran for mayor? You were the under dog and had very little chance of winning so I had to use my "charms"....
Husband: So which influential guy did you slept with?
Wife: All the guys that voted for you!
Wife: Well, I have cheated on you twice as well but I did it all for you!
Husband: What do you mean?
Wife: The first time was with our neighbor David. He found out you had slept with his wife and demanded that "make it up" for you so I obliged!
Husband: That SOB! So when was the 2nd time?
Wife: Do you remember when you ran for mayor? You were the under dog and had very little chance of winning so I had to use my "charms"....
Husband: So which influential guy did you slept with?
Wife: All the guys that voted for you!
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Re: Cheating!
8DonCo wrote:WFH nên collect jokes
Hôm nay tui đi làm trong sở. I collected this joke tonight!
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